Women: simple, yet so complex; weak, yet so powerful; confusing, yet so desirable

If you Kiss her, you are not a gentleman
If you do not, you are not a man.

re lying
If you do not, you are good for no
If you Praise her, she thinks you 
athing.

If you agree with all her likes, you are abusing
ance, you are an experienced man
If you d
If you do not, you are not understanding.

If you make ro
mo not, you are half a man.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy
boring
If you do not, she accuses 
If you do not, you are a dull boy.

If you visit her too often, she thinks it is
 you of double-crossing.

If you are jealous, she says it is bad
ttempt a romance, she says you did not respect her
If y
If you are not jealous, she thinks you do not love her.

If you 
aou do not, she thinks you do not like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains it is hard to wait
 she is visited by another, Oh, it is natural,
If she is late, she says that is a womans way.

If you visit another, she accuses you of being a heel
I
f we are women.

If you Kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold
If you Kiss her too many times, she yells that you are taking advantage.

he accuses you of flirting
If she is stared at by others, she s
If you fail to help her in crossing the street, you lack ethics
If you do, she thinks it is just one of mans tactics.

If you stare at another woman, 
say that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen
If you listen, she wants you to talk.