Dumb Facts about Men

  • It is said that a man's beard grows fastest when he anticipates sex or thinks about it.
  • Women don't make fools of men, most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
  • Give a guy a hanging message, something vague like "You know what?!..uh…never mind!" and he is sure to come to a conclusion which is far from what you are thinking.
  • What do you call an intelligent man in America? - A tourist.
  • No matter how strong a man is, he cannot fold a piece of paper (no matter how big) into half more than 8 times.
  • If you want to get rid of a man and that too, without hurting his masculinity; well it could be a problem.
  • Most men hate to shop. That’s why the men’s department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.
  • Men can read smaller print than women.
  • On male shirts the buttons are on the right side, on female shirts the left side.
  • Men stay good looking while going to bed and wake up still looking good! Wonder how?
  • Men have a strong passion to change but do not have a will power that strong.
  • Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyche!

There it goes, so do you agree  guys? I guess we are really dumb sometimes... 

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